one liners from bollywood movies.
The classic and common ones (open source)
Kya? Tumne muze MAA kaha?
Hamare khandan ki ijjat ka sawal hai!
Mai kisi ko mooh dikhane ke layak nahi rahi!
Kya kami hai muzmein?
Mai tumhare bachche ki maa banane wali hoon!
Maine tumhare liye gaajar ka halwa banaya hai! :)
Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai!
Bhagwaan ke liye muze chhod do.
Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa ja.
Ab sirf duwayen hi use bachaa sakti hai!
Mere sapno ka rajkumar.
Aap bade wo ho!
Bhagwaan, Maine tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga.
Mai kahan hoon?
The classic ones but 'patented'
Kutte, mai tumhara khoon pee jaaunga.
Tumhare paas kya hai?
Kuchh kuchh hota hai rahul, tum nahi samjhoge!
Jinke apne ghar shishe ke hote hai....
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat...
Yenna Raskalaa..
Jaaniiiiiiiii....
Tussi jaa rahe ho?
Kitane aadmi the?
Foozul ki baat to mai karti nahi (basanti)
Tumhara naam kya hai basanti?
Mai to kehta hoon aap to purush hi nahi ho! Mahapurush ho mahapurush!
Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarh hoti hai!
kkkkk... kirran.
From TV commercials ( I am not updated though!)
Maa, mai first aaya!
Mera number kab aayega?
Bhala uski saree mere saree se safed kaise?
Daag achchhe hote hai.
Assam ke bagaano se chuni!
Aayiye, apne sapno ka ghar banayiye.
Wahh ramesh babu! Badhiya hai!
Meri twachaa se meri umra ka pata hi nahi chalta.
Visa power, Go get it.
kee karaa papa, petrol khatam hi nahi honda (sardarji bachcha for maruti)
Jalebiiii????
Buland bharat ki buland tasbir...
my favourite is 'Ting Ting Tiding!' (Britannia) :)
I know there are numerous in the second category, but I like the common ones in first category. And also the TV ad category
:)
Anybody remembers more?
5 comments:
heheh..nice collection...am sure will add some more in some time :)
Yes , i remember lot of TV commercials :
- Hamdard ka sharbat sinkar(or shinkara i dont remember?)
- Jab Main chota baccha tha badi shrarat karata tha .. Bajaj bulb
- Aayiye aaiye dipikaji ... MAN GAYE .. kise ... Apki parkhi nazar aur Nirma super dono ko...
- Ek Titali .. Anek Titaliyan...
- Doodh ki safedi Nirma se aaye ...
- Fevicol aise jod lagaye koi acche se accha na tod paye (yaad hain woh haathi wali ad)
- la la lala la la la la la.... Liril the only ad with bikini girl i guess
- I am complan boy... I am complan girl
- Shan se bolo chal meri Luna
- yehi hain right choice baby .. a-ha -- laher pepsi
- Kuch khas hain hum sabhi bhi... Cadburi dairy milk
- Mera pyar Shalimar ...
- Vicco turmeric ... nahi cosmetic
- vajradanti vajradanti ... Vicco vajradanti...
- Kujali karane wale .. B-tex lage le ...
- Karam- Kuram .. majedar lajjatdar .. lijjat papad hehi hey... (yaad hain woh rabit ke saath)
- Swad bhare shakti bhare ... Parale ji
- Daag Dundate rah Jawoge -- Surf excel
- The zing thing ... GOLD SPOT
wowww kiran...
tumne to muze khoosh kar diya...
Mogambo khoosh hua :)
thanks for the valuable contribution.
addition by pratima: 'shaadi aur tumse? kabhi nahi' Paan parag.
addition by me: doorr hat ja meri najaro se... for some detergent ad
hahahaha...this is great :)
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