one liners from bollywood movies.
The classic and common ones (open source)
Kya? Tumne muze MAA kaha?
Hamare khandan ki ijjat ka sawal hai!
Mai kisi ko mooh dikhane ke layak nahi rahi!
Kya kami hai muzmein?
Mai tumhare bachche ki maa banane wali hoon!
Maine tumhare liye gaajar ka halwa banaya hai! :)
Kanoon ke haath lambe hote hai!
Bhagwaan ke liye muze chhod do.
Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa ja.
Ab sirf duwayen hi use bachaa sakti hai!
Mere sapno ka rajkumar.
Aap bade wo ho!
Bhagwaan, Maine tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga.
Mai kahan hoon?
The classic ones but 'patented'
Kutte, mai tumhara khoon pee jaaunga.
Tumhare paas kya hai?
Kuchh kuchh hota hai rahul, tum nahi samjhoge!
Jinke apne ghar shishe ke hote hai....
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat...
Yenna Raskalaa..
Jaaniiiiiiiii....
Tussi jaa rahe ho?
Kitane aadmi the?
Foozul ki baat to mai karti nahi (basanti)
Tumhara naam kya hai basanti?
Mai to kehta hoon aap to purush hi nahi ho! Mahapurush ho mahapurush!
Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarh hoti hai!
kkkkk... kirran.
From TV commercials ( I am not updated though!)
Maa, mai first aaya!
Mera number kab aayega?
Bhala uski saree mere saree se safed kaise?
Daag achchhe hote hai.
Assam ke bagaano se chuni!
Aayiye, apne sapno ka ghar banayiye.
Wahh ramesh babu! Badhiya hai!
Meri twachaa se meri umra ka pata hi nahi chalta.
Visa power, Go get it.
kee karaa papa, petrol khatam hi nahi honda (sardarji bachcha for maruti)
Jalebiiii????
Buland bharat ki buland tasbir...
my favourite is 'Ting Ting Tiding!' (Britannia) :)
I know there are numerous in the second category, but I like the common ones in first category. And also the TV ad category
:)
Anybody remembers more?
